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Dry Humping Plumpers with Bunny De La Cruz

Remember dry humping? You & your girlfriend fully clothed grinding your hips together on the couch? In retrospect, I suppose this was just a natural precursor to sex when we were young, not yet having grown up from adolescence to adultery. For me, the dry humping came later on in my sexual development, having already been well and truly fucked by my best friend’s girlfriend (and, yes, she was indeed the fucker and I the fuckee in most cases).

Dry humping, in contrast, was reserved for those times when we were in the company of friends (usually playing Dungeons & Dragons, geeky nerds that we were). She & I would usually lay together on the couch in a spooning position with me behind, arising only occasionally to roll the curious combinations of odd-shaped dice whenever it was our go. Being the incessant prick tease that she was, she would often begin grinding her ass against my crotch, invariably eliciting a raging erection that would strain against my pants, whilst watching our onlookers’ reactions.

This seemed to be a regular sex game for her, not unlike the pervy pool we used to play, with its ultimate goal being to get me to cum in my pants (hmm, seems kind of cruel, in retrospect). Fortunately, I never had to endure the social embarrassment of creaming my jeans amongst my mates because I’d always make it a point to pull away before orgasm was inevitable. Whenever I did this, she would just giggle, delighting in the discomfort I would have to endure through the rest of our gaming session from desperately needing a cum.

[Frankly, recalling early erotic experiences like this, it’s a wonder I didn’t turn out more sexually insecure! :~P]

What inspired this enlightening recollection from my formative years as a fornicator was a video I found at PlumperPass starring voluptuous JJ-cup busty blonde Bunny De La Cruz. The video starts with Bunny sneaking up on her sleeping boyfriend and mounting him for some dry humping action (honestly, if I woke up to those huge tits dangling in my face whilst this big beautiful blonde ground her pussy against my clothed cock I’d probably blow my load instantly!).

However, rather than making him jizz in his pants, Bunny instead unzips his trousers, kneels down and treats him to a titfucking blowjob (thus making her far more considerate than my ex-fuck-buddy)! Further fucking ensues leaving all of the parties involved sexually satisfied (what a bloody relief that would’ve been!). Anyway, enough of my bemoaning the past sexual antics of slutty girls gone by, here’s 34JJ Bunny De La Cruz pleasing her man to completion at PlumperPass.com:

Bunny De La Cruz 34JJ morning wood titfuck & plumper humping videos from PlumperPass.com Bunny De La Cruz 34JJ morning wood titfuck & plumper humping videos from PlumperPass.com
Bunny De La Cruz 34JJ morning wood titfuck & plumper humping videos from PlumperPass.com Bunny De La Cruz 34JJ morning wood titfuck & plumper humping videos from PlumperPass.com

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Leah-Jayne responds…

Arriving back from my fortnight abroad (and, yes, I had a wonderful time despite the prevailing Puritanical attitude which made me feel like a right dirty fucker amidst the comparatively wholesome morality embraced by the countrymen of my homeland), I was thrilled to see a comment that had been posted on my “Leah-Jayne is a Plumper?!” blog by the beautiful busty blonde babe herself… :~D

Leah-Jayne wrote:

Hey hunnys, A massive thankyou for posting this! I don’t see myself as any of the names I’m categorised at, a BBW to me is some one of extremes, but there’s no categories inbetween? It seems to me that everyone over a size 10 is a BBW, and I dont think its fair!! Can’t we just focus on being called curvy?

If I get categorised as a BBW I’ll stop sucking cock for you on film (that’s ON FILM not stop sucking all together hehehe!!)

xxxxxxx’s

…and so, I, too, must extend my own massive reciprocal thank you back to Leah-Jayne for popping in to participate in what’s become a rather timely and topical discussion. You see, MyBoobSite Central is in the process of setting up a public forum wherein readers can interact more fully by sharing photos and thereby helping to promote their favourite big boobs models. Trouble is, we’ve got our categories sorted for both Slim-n-Stacked & Stacked-n-Packed models, the former referring to models with a maximum breast to body ratio and the latter encompassing plumpers & BBWs, but cannot come up with an apt category title for those busty women who fall through the cracks between these two extremes.

Indeed, this categorisation conundrum has been running for nearly a year, ever since the wife coined the phrase “In-Between Women” or “IBWs” to refer to this forgotten niche wherein regular-shaped, “real” women should appear for those of us who appreciate (okay, “lust after”) girls of a more naturally curvaceous figure. Sure we’ve got your MILF porn (which typically features precisely the sort of lovely semi-voluptuous ladies like I’m talking about), but I feel that this unnecessarily pigeon-holes models into the “yummy mummy” soccer mom set, which isn’t always the case.

Look at busty 32JJ teen Ashley as a prime example: While she’s delightfully well-endowed with the sort of cuddly voluptuous curves, bountiful big tits and plump little belly that never fail to drive me to sexual distraction, she’s certainly no MILF – nor does she truly fit into our slim & stacked or stacked & packed categories. No, Ashley’s one of those countless beautiful busty babes who’s an “inbetweeny” in need of a niche (and, as much as we might despise assigning labels, you have to admit that it’s most helpful when surfing porn to find the unique wank fodder that floats each of our individual boats).

And so, we’re in desperate need a new generalised catch-all category for these busty but in-between beautiful women – something that fits bang in the middle of our Slim-n-Stacked & Stacked-n-Packed niches. If you’ve got any ideas in this regard, please feel free to offer your suggestions by posting a comment. In order to help you along in your deliberations, let’s bring back curvy blonde goddess Leah-Jayne masturbating all by her lonesome in videos from Plumper Pass (and, no, I’m not going call her a BBW ever again, as I enjoy watching her suck cock far too much!).

Now, as much as I’m an avid fan of watching women wanking – female masturbation being yet another big fetish for me – it’s just a good thing this just a video, as I fear I’d find myself wholly unable to resist the urge to offer Leah-Jayne a “helping hand” were I lucky enough to encounter this luscious lady masturbating in person (ah, but why stop with a friendly hand when I’ve got a perfectly serviceable cock on offer as well?). Then again, I know how annoyed I get whenever someone rudely interrupts my own efforts at having a stealthy wank in order to lend a hand or mouth or soaking wet pussy (yeah, right!), so I suppose we’d best leave Leah-Jayne to enjoy her little ladywank on her own (and more’s the pity, as I’d so dearly love to wrap my lips around those pretty pink pussy flaps & clit and suck her off until my mouth was filled with her succulent vaginal juices, but I digress from the topic at hand). Here’s heavenly HH-cup lovely Leah-Jayne masturbating for our voyeuristic pleasure courtesy of PlumperPass.com:

Leah-Jayne 34HH masturbating her pussy at PlumperPass.com Leah-Jayne 34HH masturbating her pussy at PlumperPass.com
Leah-Jayne 34HH masturbating her pussy at PlumperPass.com Leah-Jayne 34HH masturbating her pussy at PlumperPass.com

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